搞笑的中式英语

• We two who and who?
  咱俩谁跟谁啊？

• How are you? How old are you?
  怎么是你，怎么老是你？

• You don't bird me, I don't bird you.
  你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。

• You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. Brothers! Together up!
  你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

• Hello everybody! If you have something to say, Then say!
  If you have nothing to say, go home!
  有事起奏，无事退朝。

• You me You me.
  彼此彼此。

• You give me stop!
  你给我站住！

• Know is know, Noknow is noknow.
  知之为知之，不知为不知。

• WATCH SISTER
  表妹

• Dragon born dragon, Chicken born Chicken, Mouse's son can make hole!
  龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

　

• America China not enough.
  美中不足

• One car come one car go, Two car pengpeng, People die.
  车祸现场描述。

• Heart flower angry open.
  心花怒放

• Go past no mistake past.
  走过路过，不要错过。

• 小明：I am sorry!
  老外：I am sorry too!
  小明：I am sorry three!
  老外：What are you sorry for?
  小明：I am sorry five!

• If you want money, I have no; If you want life,I have one!
  要钱没有，要命有一条！

• I call Li old big, Toyear 25.
  我叫李老大，今年25岁。

• You have two down son.
  你有两下子。

• As far as you go to die!
  有多远，死多远！

• I give you face you don't wanna face, You lose you face, I turn my face.
  给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。

• People mountain and people sea.
  人山人海

• Seven up eight down.
  七上八下

• No three no four.
  不三不四

• 甲：Give you some colours to see see!（给你点颜色看看）
  乙：You try try see!（你试试看！）

• 雇主 How much do you want a month?
  保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you.（800块， 吃你的，住你的）