搞笑的中式英語

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  • We two who and who?
    咱倆誰跟誰啊?


  • How are you? How old are you?
    怎麼是你,怎麼老是你?


  • You don't bird me, I don't bird you.
    你不鳥我,我也不鳥你。


  • You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. Brothers! Together up!
    你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!


  • Hello everybody! If you have something to say, Then say!
    If you have nothing to say, go home!
    有事起奏,無事退朝。


  • You me You me.
    彼此彼此。


  • You give me stop!
    你給我站住!


  • Know is know, Noknow is noknow.
    知之為知之,不知為不知。


  • WATCH SISTER
    表妹


  • Dragon born dragon, Chicken born Chicken, Mouse's son can make hole!
    龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞!


 

  • America China not enough.
    美中不足


  • One car come one car go, Two car pengpeng, People die.
    車禍現場描述。


  • Heart flower angry open.
    心花怒放


  • Go past no mistake past.
    走過路過,不要錯過。


  • 小明:I am sorry!
    老外:I am sorry too!
    小明:I am sorry three!
    老外:What are you sorry for?
    小明:I am sorry five!


  • If you want money, I have no; If you want life,I have one!
    要錢沒有,要命有一條!


  • I call Li old big, Toyear 25.
    我叫李老大,今年25歲。


  • You have two down son.
    你有兩下子。


  • As far as you go to die!
    有多遠,死多遠!


  • I give you face you don't wanna face, You lose you face, I turn my face.
    給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉。


  • People mountain and people sea.
    人山人海


  • Seven up eight down.
    七上八下


  • No three no four.
    不三不四


  • 甲:Give you some colours to see see!(給你點顏色看看)
    乙:You try try see!(你試試看!)


  • 雇主 How much do you want a month?
    保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you.(800塊, 吃你的,住你的)