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{{引文|我都是直接拿刀砍|杰森‧佛西斯}}
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{{引文|我都是直接拿[[]]砍|杰森‧佛西斯}}
 
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'''如何使用一把锯子锯掉自己的头''',是一份{{禁止事项}}的指南。
 
'''如何使用一把锯子锯掉自己的头''',是一份{{禁止事项}}的指南。
 
== 前言 ==
 
== 前言 ==
虽然使用锯子来剧调自己的头是危险的行为,除非有安全的措施来保障。<br />
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虽然使用[[锯子]]来剧调自己的头是危险的行为,除非有安全的措施来保障。<br />
首先本文将会先示范不安全的方法之后,然后再指捣如何改以安全的方法来做。
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首先本文将会先示范不安全的方法之后,然后再[[指捣]]如何改以安全的方法来做。
 
== 方法 ==
 
== 方法 ==
 
=== 不安全的方法 ===
 
=== 不安全的方法 ===
拿起锯子对准自己的脖子开始锯,就像...
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拿起[[锯子]]对准自己的脖子开始锯,就像...
 
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<center><div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"><table cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" style="background:#fff7cb"><tr><td>''这篇文章的作者似乎已经死亡了,不过值得庆幸的是其它人并没有跟着做,但已经因为其它原因死亡在别处。''</td></tr></table></div></center>
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<center><div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"><table cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" style="background:#fff7cb"><tr><td>''这篇文章的作者似乎已经[[死亡]]了,不过值得庆幸的是其它人并没有跟着做,但已经因为其它原因[[死亡]]在别处。''</td></tr></table></div></center>
 
[[en:HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw]]
 
[[en:HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw]]
 
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